Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House....

Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House . “NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girlfriend’s house around 3 a.m. Wednesday.” Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House · theonion.com AKRON, OH-Using the icon of a sleigh to denote his unmistakable presence near a residence in northeastern Ohio, NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girlfriend’s house around 3 a.m. Wednesday. “With our state-of-the-art satellite technology, we can see

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