When Resistance AWFLs Don't Realize Not Every State Thinks Their Tantrums Are Adorable

If this isn't going to be your feel-good story of the day, I don't know what is. AP Photo/John Locher Even while writing it, I am, as Buck Owens and Roy Clark used to say, 'a' pickin' and a' grinnin'!' We've discussed AWFLs (Affluent White Liberal Females) many times before here on the blog, but the recent unpleasantness in Minnesota, coupled with a deeply ingrained progressive mental disease sweeping the country like a pandemic, seems to have triggered some latent call to action in their febrile brains. So rather than making angry TikTok videos in kitchens and bathroom mirrors, they are hitting the road, literally. The AWFLs have been recording menacing messages of ill intent, promising harm to come, and practicing haiku or whatever sort of martial arts they think is trendy. It is funny how the left projects their hate on the right, but this AWFL is admitting her obsession with ICE is just her rage towards men. - Bo French (@BoFrenchTX) https://t.co/Ced2X8intV January 14, 2026 And then schooling like some sort of carnivorous carrion crow flock - a 'murder' is the proper term, I believe - where Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers can be harassed and impeded from doing their job scooping up illegal bad guys. 🚨 BREAKING: CLASHES are underway as leftists attempt to BLOCK DHS agents from leaving their facility in Minneapolis - Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) President Trump should federalize the National Guard. Take them from Tim Walz. Before this gets INCREDIBLY dangerous. https://t.co/8BWfN3CQ1C January 8, 2026 They are excessively loud, often armed with excruciating whistles they blow incessantly (although those can be preferable to their shrieking), and invariably have a non-stop stream of the most foul-mouthed cuss words spewing from their pursed pieholes that even a Marine like myself feels as if they been the victim of a verbal bombardment after two or three minutes of listening. (So a warning now: just consider most of these videos NSFW L ANGUAGE. If the chick looks angry and her mouth is open, she's spewing.) The superior smug-factor is off the charts, too, like a psycho school teacher on meth vibe. Scary as Kathy Bates with a sledgehammer asking you, 'Why don't you like the coffee?' Just another AWFL getting locked up in front of her poor daughter..."ARE YOU ICE GARBAGE??!" The poor daughter is like "Mom let's go...." - Jayroo (@jayroo69) pic.twitter.com/OMOB07icfX January 13, 2026 In most of the states where the encounters are becoming all too common, it takes quite a lot of actual physical contact or obstruction before the authorities start grabbing snarling females whose bravado immediately breaks into shrieking little girls. Here in Florida, the opposite is true, as one hefty resister sister found out, and this is golden. I guess the woman in question was inspired by her freedom-fighting sisters to the north and decided she'd strike a blow for justice, too. Only, well...Florida. So when she hopped out of her car and popped a Florida State trooper in the chops, her...

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